Welcome to the customary blog section, the staple diet of any losers website that no-one will see. I'll be adding my piffle whenever it trickles its way from the whimsical wonderous land that is my brain.

Skysports.com Football Picture Selection
May 12th, 2009
This phenomenon is a joy to behold. They have a canny ability to pick the most stupid picture of the player in question when writing an article about them. I have prepared a little slide show to demonstrate this. I might write about the second half of my holiday btw, It’s done now so I dunno [...]

Super Happy Deckchair Nippon Adventure Update!
April 30th, 2009
Here I am in an internet cafe in Japan…somewhere…I forget the name of the place Shaun lives. All the things I was concerned about went without issue which was nice. I could have missed the plane at Charles De Gaul due to not remembering the hour forward thing, but I didn’t, no harm no foul. Japan [...]

Spam Tales
April 24th, 2009
Was reading my spam directory for giggles (and to stock up on willy biggers) and found this baffling email. “With forgiveness and selfrestraint and wisdom, been consumed by the brahmanas curse. O chief with plentiful gifts (to brahmanas), stood each birds and snakes, deprived of life, fell into common sense was deserting me, and i was [...]

New look soon....
March 23rd, 2009
Quick update, I’ve been noodling over a new design for my site as this one is getting a bit stale and as is usually the way it’s not finished really.I’m looking to design it so it looks like it’s drawn on a piece of paper which should be fun :)I’m working on a plugin for [...]

This morning I had an audience with the Lord of the Fuck Ups
January 15th, 2009
So there I was, getting on the 8:45 train to Bournemouth, you know the one with “Bournemouth” written on the side. When the Lord of the Fuck Ups approached me…stumbling around the station with two enormous bags. He proceeded to ask me in a diginified and stately manner, “Mate, does this one go to Bournemuff?” To which [...]

I'll write it else I be lynched...New year!
January 2nd, 2009
So, here we are, 2009. I think the only way I can judge my performance over these last 12 months is to check my blog of similar ilk from last year…”And finally, things I’d like to do in 2k8 Go abroad (yup!) Finish this Arthur Crown thing (pretty much!) Pay off my debt (yup!) Figure out what I’m doing [...]

Got one of the new fangled EPhones, I mean IPhones
July 15th, 2008
It’s official. I am now one of the technorati. I bought one of those Apple deelys and it’s groovy I must say. In fact I’m using it right now, on a train! It’s everything you’ve come to expect from Apple, smooth, sleek, sexy with the underlying of feeling of “my bat, my ball” we’ve come [...]

BBC Editorial Policy
July 9th, 2008
Just a quick one… I was perusing the BBC News website as I’m known to do as an alternative to actually working and the headline seemed a little….funny. May I draw your attention to the headline, highlighted in pink and a subsequent source of laughter fromthe first bullet point highlighted in green. p.s. I think it’s also [...]

Scummathon 2008 Progress!
May 2nd, 2008
Almost 2 weeks have passed since I vowed to play all the old Scumm games I loved…and guess what…. I’ve completed 2!!! First up was Flight of the Amazon Queen, a game about Joe King, pilot for hire and his adventures in the amazon jungle. I was eager to play FOTAQ because it was one of the only [...]

Scummathon 2008
April 20th, 2008
With the xbox out of action and any other possible console gaming postponed until I’ve got my HDTV back, something must fill the void. Now I’ve been playing Team Fortress 2 loads, with some particularly good screenshots. But I need something else, it’s a pure class game and I need something in stark contrast to [...]