Welcome to the customary blog section, the staple diet of any losers website that no-one will see. I'll be adding my piffle whenever it trickles its way from the whimsical wonderous land that is my brain.

Skysports.com Football Picture Selection
May 12th, 2009
This phenomenon is a joy to behold. They have a canny ability to pick the most stupid picture of the player in question when writing an article about them. I have prepared a little slide show to demonstrate this. I might write about the second half of my holiday btw, It’s done now so I dunno [...]

Spam Tales
April 24th, 2009
Was reading my spam directory for giggles (and to stock up on willy biggers) and found this baffling email. “With forgiveness and selfrestraint and wisdom, been consumed by the brahmanas curse. O chief with plentiful gifts (to brahmanas), stood each birds and snakes, deprived of life, fell into common sense was deserting me, and i was [...]

New look soon....
March 23rd, 2009
Quick update, I’ve been noodling over a new design for my site as this one is getting a bit stale and as is usually the way it’s not finished really.I’m looking to design it so it looks like it’s drawn on a piece of paper which should be fun :)I’m working on a plugin for [...]

I'll write it else I be lynched...New year!
January 2nd, 2009
So, here we are, 2009. I think the only way I can judge my performance over these last 12 months is to check my blog of similar ilk from last year…”And finally, things I’d like to do in 2k8 Go abroad (yup!) Finish this Arthur Crown thing (pretty much!) Pay off my debt (yup!) Figure out what I’m doing [...]

Scummathon 2008
April 20th, 2008
With the xbox out of action and any other possible console gaming postponed until I’ve got my HDTV back, something must fill the void. Now I’ve been playing Team Fortress 2 loads, with some particularly good screenshots. But I need something else, it’s a pure class game and I need something in stark contrast to [...]

Crisitunity!
April 16th, 2008
There I was…feverishly hammering away on guitar hero 3. Playing Down N Dirty by the LA Slum Lords and then it happened…my xbox made a kinda twing noise and froze. I feared the worst, any self respecting gamer knows if an xbox 360 stops, you know whats coming next… I reset it…the familiar swirl of the [...]

Sorry
April 9th, 2008
Well thats the new years resolution out the window. Ah well, onward and upward! Things have happened…I have musings! Stop the presses!!! Jason leaves UK!!! I hadn’t left the grey boring english soil for a long time, about 10 years I’d say, so when the offer came in to go skiing in France for a while I [...]

Dear Jason, You're Fucked, Love & Kisses, Barclays (and more!)
January 21st, 2008
It’s that time again and I’ve got into the habit of noting down things that pop into my noodle. Read on weary traveller, see what musings I have been….musing….this week. Dear Jason, You’re Fucked, Love & Kisses, Barclays. I received a letter this friday which made me panic. I shall paraphrase: Dear Jason, We want £1500 by the end [...]

The PokeBattleRap
July 12th, 2007
Boredom at work has brought about some of the best time wasting this country has ever known, but today my friends my good friend NUNBERRY and I have breached the higher eschelons of taking companies money for nothing. As is always the way with these things, it starts with a rap about having poo on [...]

Denied by the Lord of the Land.
June 21st, 2007
Applied for a job at Lionhead the other day, have been pretty swiftly denied and put on my arse. Better to have loved and lost and all that shit.