Welcome to the customary blog section, the staple diet of any losers website that no-one will see. I'll be adding my piffle whenever it trickles its way from the whimsical wonderous land that is my brain.

Super Happy Deckchair Nippon Adventure Update!
April 30th, 2009
Here I am in an internet cafe in Japan…somewhere…I forget the name of the place Shaun lives. All the things I was concerned about went without issue which was nice. I could have missed the plane at Charles De Gaul due to not remembering the hour forward thing, but I didn’t, no harm no foul. Japan [...]

This morning I had an audience with the Lord of the Fuck Ups
January 15th, 2009
So there I was, getting on the 8:45 train to Bournemouth, you know the one with “Bournemouth” written on the side. When the Lord of the Fuck Ups approached me…stumbling around the station with two enormous bags. He proceeded to ask me in a diginified and stately manner, “Mate, does this one go to Bournemuff?” To which [...]

The Bottle Cap
April 13th, 2008
I was at my mum’s boyfriend’s 60th birthday party today and for a reason i’m unable to fathom, I picked up a bottle cap and put it in my pocket. When walking home I could here a small dinging noise coming from my pocket and discovered the cap was there. I was walking past a bin [...]

Clowns, Small talk and the High Definition War
January 9th, 2008
I’ve found a great way of building ideas for a substantial blog is to note stuff down when you think of it. Here are some of the key musings and happenings with me this week: You’re not scared…You’re a dick I’m a very cynical person, anyone who has known me for any stretch of time can confirm [...]

The french invasion
June 3rd, 2007
The day started with 8 frenchman arguing over the dimensions of a biscuit stand.