Welcome to the customary blog section, the staple diet of any losers website that no-one will see. I'll be adding my piffle whenever it trickles its way from the whimsical wonderous land that is my brain.

Got one of the new fangled EPhones, I mean IPhones
July 15th, 2008
It’s official. I am now one of the technorati. I bought one of those Apple deelys and it’s groovy I must say. In fact I’m using it right now, on a train! It’s everything you’ve come to expect from Apple, smooth, sleek, sexy with the underlying of feeling of “my bat, my ball” we’ve come [...]

Pint of stella, fish & chips...then he walked away...innit.
April 11th, 2008
I’ve been whinging at quite a few people about this now and I’m gonna take my time…air my grievances…maybe punch a baby then move on with my life.The subject of my rant is Kate Nash. I’m sure she’s lovely but her songs just fuck me off. At first I thought it was my occasional habit of [...]

fat scientologist whore bag...
May 27th, 2007
was walking back to work and this fat scottish woman asked if I would answer 4 questions.

those fucking people...
May 27th, 2007
arseholes.