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So...who is this mUrph of which you speak?

The Beginning...
On Thursday the 2nd of December 1982, a weeun sprung forth from his mother's *ahem* to raptuous applause (triple backflip aerial mcbrian with tuck) and he's been raising hell ever since. I was a beautiful sproglet who grew up to become the very chap who types this gibberish not expecting anyone to read it, nobody I haven't told to read it anyway :P

School was fun, I was a chatty kid, it wasn't until secondary school that I learned to stfu and get some work done. But something happened there that doomed me to become this cynical, pesimistic and grubby little urchin am I today (more on that later).

Notable school moments were:

First GF, fucked that up (pardon the expression)
Hit by a car...great fun =/
Feinted while watching the film "Glory"...lame
Doomsday

The Beginning Of The End...
It was near the end secondary school that it happened...the event that would shape my very being from then on. It was very similar to Darth Vader's descent to the darkside, but without the comedy NOOOOO!!!!. Anyway, it was at this point that our school installed my now teacher, mother, secret lover....The Interweb (dum dum dum).

Over the coming months I bathed myself in the interweb's many dark pleasures...Yahoo! chat, email, online games, pictures of people with their face blown off. As with everyone else in this collection of anonymous, abuse flinging, under sexed, over bearded loners, I have now seen it all...I am a jaded husk of a human being, able to find the funny side in anything and everything, no matter how sick or depraved (i.e. AIDS lol). I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed :P

Oh I also went to college during this time, notable college moments were:

None...it was doss...I loved it :D
Oh I filled in my UCAS form, make sure you do it, you never know.
Caught all 250 pokemon on pokemon gold

University and da bUrph of da mUrph
Fast forward to 2002. I'm now a fresh faced 19 year old, still no girlfriend and bored as fuck working in a shit pub kitchen. Whilst at college I had filled out my UCAS form never really thinking I'd go to university, I'm super chuffed I did. I had received a differed place at Bournemouth University and I decided to go for it...

It was now I met my partner in crime and secret lover (don't tell liz) Lee. We quickly grew to become good friends and I now think we're best friends (if asked he'll probably just say I'm a cunt :D). University, Bournemouth and life outside Southampton were a breath of fresh air and opened my eyes as to how much goes on outside your hometown... GET OUT NOW

My descent into the apethetic and mystical world of the internet was flung into overdrive when we had broadband installed. I could now play games online :D My game of choice at the time was Soldier of Fortune 2, I thought I'd dabble and joined a gaming clan...the BEER clan as it happens. It was at this time I needed an internet alias....

Anyone who knows me will tell you I'm very much a flavour of the month kinda person, and at that time my flavour of the month was a very funny tv program called Sealab 2021. Sealab is a animated spoof of the old Hanna Barbera cartoon Sealab 2020 in which all the crew have gone mad. The main antagonist is one Captain Hank Murphy and so I was dubbed Captain Murphy.

Now (Bill Crosby Style), over the years I have grown weary of typing the entire name and so it has gone through a series of streamlining modifications. Captain Murphy became Cpt Murphy. Cpt Murphy became Murphy. Murphy became Murph and then Murph became mUrph. AND SO IT WAS THEN AND FOREVER.

Notable Uni moments were (so far):

Creating www.savsings.com
Sleeping through a Sunday to reach Monday quicker
Meeting loads of new friends who aren't covert twats (well some of em are :D)

And the future for these little fuckers?
I'm now heading down the university home straight, my dear Lee will soon be moving home and the 4th year approacheth like the final leg of the journey to mount doom...TUNE IN FOR MORE TALES OF INTEREST